We Are The Champions (Ding a Dang Dong): Crazy Frog

Released on Gusto Records on 5th June.

Musical Style: Queen's anthemic classic is given a typical Crazy Frog Euro House overhaul.

Over The Moon: The Crazy Frog might be an inexplicable phenomenon to many, but there are obviously people who still love it, hence it's continued success. So if you're one of those people, and you're also a big England fan then you might well be happy enough with this release to download it as your latest ringtone. Although the song is a re-working of the classic Queen hit, with the Crazy Frog sound it doesn't lend itself to a football anthem in the traditional sing-a-long sense, but nonetheless this one might prove popular, particularly with kids or idiots.

Sick As A Parrot: Yet another awful release from the VERY annoying thing that should just be put out to grass rather than put on the pitch. It really doesn't matter what song the people behind Crazy Frog release and for what occasion - you already know what it sounds like without ever needing to hear it, and you know that you will hear it regardless of whether you want to or not. Then there's the fact that the Crazy Frog "himself" supposedly records his music in Germany, leaving the nagging feeling that this is either "payback" time for all the German jibes or, more likely, that the release has more to do with a corporate World domination campaign than England's World Cup campaign. If you hear this ringing on somebody's mobile phone, the kind, compassionate, sane thing to do would be fling it into the nearest pond.

Terrace Appeal: 2/10